Today, Alexandria’s Newest STAR “Jazmin” was reading the newspaper and found an article that said if women swallow goldfish, it makes them “horny” kind of like an aphrodisiac. Jazmin found this very hard to believe but fortunately for her, she had a bunch of goldfish and she decided she wanted to see for herself! Jazmin swallows her very first fish, and what do you know? She instantly becomes horny. She eats the next one and the feeling is getting more intense. She can actually feel them giving her a fluttering feeling in her belly! She swallows a couple more (all with no water) until she couldn’t take it anymore. She had to call her boyfriend to tell him that he needed to come home – NOW!!!