Crush Goddess “Jazmine” is a newbie Police Officer in her town… She just loves her job so much because she actually gets the opportunity to take criminals off of the streets. And she doesn’t just remove them, she literally removes them from life! She turns them into crawdads, brings them back to her place, and when she is ready, she crushes them. She knows no one will miss them since they are criminals and deserve to be punished! So that is exactly what she does – PUNISHES THEM!