This is Part I of a three part series where I will actually eat my victim a nice big juicy lobster.  I bring my friend home and get to know him in a more intimate kind of way. This is preparing him before the roast. It’s a courtship. The lobster gets to find out what he’s got in store for him. I turn on the oven and set it for 400 degrees for our little friend. I treat him like the worthless piece of shit that he is before I personally watch him roast in my oven.